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Making an ordinary house better, one room at a time.

The complete roster

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Twenty-four jobs, in section order. Nothing structural is listed and nothing ever will be: no electrics, no gas, no plumbing past a washer, no wall that might be holding the house up.

Effort is measured for one adult working alone. Undone means whether the room goes back to how it was.
№SectionWhat changedEffortUndoneMess
01 Paint Paint that survives being wipedFinish matters more than colour in a house that is used. Flat paint on a hallway burnishes wherever a hand touches it; a harder sheen survives cleaning but shows every wall defect. Where each belongs, why the ceiling is the exception, and why the second coat is not optional. a weekendwith a repainthigh
02 Paint Cutting inThe line between wall and ceiling is the whole job. A steady hand beats tape. an afternoonwith a repaintmedium
03 Paint What preparation actually isFilling, sanding, washing and dusting. The painting is the short part. two eveningsfullyhigh
04 Paint Colour in the room, not the shopA sample behaves differently on four walls under domestic light. an eveningfullynone
05 Repair A chair jointClean out the old glue or it will not hold. The commonest reason a repair fails twice. an eveningfullylow
06 Repair A sticking doorUsually the hinge, occasionally the frame, rarely the door. an hourwith fillerlow
07 Repair A dripping tapA washer and a spanner. The water goes off first. twenty minutesfullylow
08 Repair Filling a hole properlyProud, then sanded back — filler shrinks. an hourfullylow
09 Surfaces What a worktop has to takeHeat, water, knives and time. Every material fails at one of them. an eveningfullynone
10 Surfaces Sealing and resealingThe bead around a bath is a consumable, not a fixture. an afternoonfullymedium
11 Surfaces Tiles and groutThe tile almost never fails. The grout always does. an afternoonwith a regroutmedium
12 Second-hand What is worth repairingSolid timber and real joints are worth an afternoon. Chipboard and staples are not. an hourfullynone
13 Second-hand Stripping, and when not toOld finish is sometimes the value of the piece. a weekendnohigh
14 Second-hand Measuring before buyingThe doorway, the stairs, and the turn at the top. twenty minutesfullynone
15 Second-hand Mismatched on purposeA room of one set reads like a showroom. an hourfullynone
16 Storage Storage where the mess already isStorage gets used when it is within arm's reach of where things are put down. Everything else becomes a cupboard nobody opens. an afternoonwith fillerlow
17 Storage Shelves that holdThe fixing, not the shelf, decides the load. an afternoonwith fillerlow
18 Storage The hallway problemCoats, shoes, post and keys, in the narrowest room in the house. an afternoonwith fillermedium
19 Light Where the light actually fallsArrange the room around the window before buying a single lamp. an hourfullynone
20 Light Three lamps, not one ceiling lightA single overhead source flattens everything under it. an eveningfullynone
21 Light Mirrors, and what they doThey move light rather than make it, and only if they face something worth reflecting. an hourwith fillerlow
22 Floors Under the carpetOften boards worth sanding, occasionally a reason the carpet went down. an afternoonnohigh
23 Floors Sanding boardsDust everywhere, and the finish decides how often you repeat it. a weekendnohigh
24 Floors Rugs and scaleToo small is the usual mistake and it makes the room smaller. twenty minutesfullynone