The complete roster
The whole register
Twenty-four jobs, in section order. Nothing structural is listed and nothing ever will be: no electrics, no gas, no plumbing past a washer, no wall that might be holding the house up.
| № | Section | What changed | Effort |
|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | Paint | Paint that survives being wipedFinish matters more than colour in a house that is used. Flat paint on a hallway burnishes wherever a hand touches it; a harder sheen survives cleaning but shows every wall defect. Where each belongs, why the ceiling is the exception, and why the second coat is not optional. | a weekend |
| 02 | Paint | Cutting inThe line between wall and ceiling is the whole job. A steady hand beats tape. | an afternoon |
| 03 | Paint | What preparation actually isFilling, sanding, washing and dusting. The painting is the short part. | two evenings |
| 04 | Paint | Colour in the room, not the shopA sample behaves differently on four walls under domestic light. | an evening |
| 05 | Repair | A chair jointClean out the old glue or it will not hold. The commonest reason a repair fails twice. | an evening |
| 06 | Repair | A sticking doorUsually the hinge, occasionally the frame, rarely the door. | an hour |
| 07 | Repair | A dripping tapA washer and a spanner. The water goes off first. | twenty minutes |
| 08 | Repair | Filling a hole properlyProud, then sanded back — filler shrinks. | an hour |
| 09 | Surfaces | What a worktop has to takeHeat, water, knives and time. Every material fails at one of them. | an evening |
| 10 | Surfaces | Sealing and resealingThe bead around a bath is a consumable, not a fixture. | an afternoon |
| 11 | Surfaces | Tiles and groutThe tile almost never fails. The grout always does. | an afternoon |
| 12 | Second-hand | What is worth repairingSolid timber and real joints are worth an afternoon. Chipboard and staples are not. | an hour |
| 13 | Second-hand | Stripping, and when not toOld finish is sometimes the value of the piece. | a weekend |
| 14 | Second-hand | Measuring before buyingThe doorway, the stairs, and the turn at the top. | twenty minutes |
| 15 | Second-hand | Mismatched on purposeA room of one set reads like a showroom. | an hour |
| 16 | Storage | Storage where the mess already isStorage gets used when it is within arm's reach of where things are put down. Everything else becomes a cupboard nobody opens. | an afternoon |
| 17 | Storage | Shelves that holdThe fixing, not the shelf, decides the load. | an afternoon |
| 18 | Storage | The hallway problemCoats, shoes, post and keys, in the narrowest room in the house. | an afternoon |
| 19 | Light | Where the light actually fallsArrange the room around the window before buying a single lamp. | an hour |
| 20 | Light | Three lamps, not one ceiling lightA single overhead source flattens everything under it. | an evening |
| 21 | Light | Mirrors, and what they doThey move light rather than make it, and only if they face something worth reflecting. | an hour |
| 22 | Floors | Under the carpetOften boards worth sanding, occasionally a reason the carpet went down. | an afternoon |
| 23 | Floors | Sanding boardsDust everywhere, and the finish decides how often you repeat it. | a weekend |
| 24 | Floors | Rugs and scaleToo small is the usual mistake and it makes the room smaller. | twenty minutes |